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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Music jokes - Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip....Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
2 |
Old age jokes - Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll...Read the whole joke |
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1254 |
0 |
3 |
0 - An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of ...Read the whole joke |
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1378 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Three old ladies met on the street on a very
stormy
day. The wind was so strong and loud that th...Read the whole joke |
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1366 |
0 |
5 |
0 - An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination the doctor tells
him: "I have good...Read the whole joke |
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1200 |
0 |
6 |
0 - For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten...Read the whole joke |
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1282 |
0 |
7 |
Parent jokes - Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke |
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1279 |
0 |
8 |
0 - With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke |
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1284 |
0 |
9 |
0 - A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
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1237 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
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1209 |
0 |
11 |
0 - The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
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1311 |
0 |
12 |
Pig jokes - Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
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617 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
15 |
0 - A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
16 |
0 - All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
17 |
Political jokes - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
2.5 |
18 |
0 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait...Read the whole joke |
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579 |
0 |
21 |
0 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
22 |
Police jokes - The Boston taxi driver backed into the
stationary
fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop be...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
avoid a box that fell
out of a truck in front of hi...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
0 |
24 |
0 - A policeman pulls a man over
for speeding
and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the ...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A
local policeman had just finished his
shift one cold November evening and
was at home with h...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |