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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How do I get across that river? - |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
2 |
Blond medical terminology - |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
377 |
0 |
3 |
Question and answer blond jokes - |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
374 |
0 |
4 |
I Want Some Milk - |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
382 |
0 |
5 |
Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
6 |
I have good news and bad news - |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
374 |
0 |
7 |
Is she feeling any better? - |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
273 |
0 |
8 |
What should I do then? - |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
367 |
0 |
9 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
401 |
0 |
10 |
The prison hospital - |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
329 |
0 |
11 |
How much will this cost me? - |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
222 |
0 |
12 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
227 |
0 |
13 |
Letters from charities - |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
612 |
0 |
14 |
Would you please do me a favor? - |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
395 |
0 |
15 |
I can't find the cause of your pain - |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
308 |
0 |
16 |
An invisible man is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2954 |
0 |
17 |
Bad temper problem - |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
603 |
0 |
18 |
Will I live any longer? - |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
271 |
0 |
19 |
People are ignoring me - |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
249 |
0 |
20 |
I want to lose some weight - |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
620 |
0 |
21 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic - |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2623 |
1.5 |
22 |
Can I play the piano once these are off? - |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
209 |
0 |
23 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2578 |
2.5 |
24 |
The results of the X-ray - |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
621 |
0 |
25 |
Will this operation hurt me at all? - |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
223 |
0 |