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A facelift experience! - A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
2 |
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) - This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
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3 |
A Redneck Joke - 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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4 |
The Perfect Woman would say... - The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
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5 |
Pencils - How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...Read the whole joke |
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179 |
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Musical Instruments - Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
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You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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8 |
Beltway Holdups - TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke |
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199 |
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9 |
Royal Greetings? - What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...Read the whole joke |
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170 |
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10 |
How to Annoy People at Work - How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99...Read the whole joke |
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191 |
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Foreplay? - Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo - Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by payin...Read the whole joke |
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193 |
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Camping with Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
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14 |
Always on Duty - A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
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1,000 lawyers... - What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
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76 |
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FBI Want-Ads - The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
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Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you. - Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
501 |
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Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid. - Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
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Santa in Ethiopia - Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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Christmas party - A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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Dear God (Christmas) - Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
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176 |
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Christmas and a day at the office? - Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...Read the whole joke |
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179 |
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The Angel atop a Christmas Tree - On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of...Read the whole joke |
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190 |
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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. - Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
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The problem with Santa! - 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
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