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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Fill These Pants - Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and thre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
2 |
Fun Tonight? - Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
3 |
He\'s Light Of Her Life - A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
4 |
My Turn - James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
5 |
Only Time - I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
6 |
Come In - A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
7 |
Candles - Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
303 |
0 |
8 |
Remembering Anniversary - What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
9 |
Besides ,I Love You - Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
10 |
Sex Like A Convenience Store - Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
11 |
Miss Most - What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
12 |
Never There - Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
13 |
What is SWF? - What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
14 |
Driver Has No Money - Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
15 |
Adam and Eve - A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
16 |
Same Aid - One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
17 |
Now That We\'re Married - When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
18 |
On Childless Marriage - My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
19 |
Tell Me! - A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
20 |
Insulted - When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
21 |
Yo Mama So Fat... - Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
22 |
What Gauge - A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the cler...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
23 |
Wrong Finger - I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
24 |
Ups and Downs of Marriage - Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
25 |
Happy To Have Me Home! - "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |