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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Winnie The ???? - "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke |
Children |
365 |
0 |
2 |
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up - The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
376 |
0 |
3 |
A word play - A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke |
Children |
432 |
0 |
4 |
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny... - This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke |
Children |
340 |
0 |
5 |
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm... - One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
738 |
2.5 |
6 |
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy... - After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke |
Children |
393 |
0 |
7 |
White Hoose - I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke |
Children |
299 |
0 |
8 |
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke |
Children |
407 |
0 |
9 |
One day in class the teacher... - One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
388 |
0 |
10 |
Once when Mary was young her school... - Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke |
Children |
437 |
0 |
11 |
Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke |
Children |
392 |
0 |
12 |
Earn it hiking - A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
645 |
0 |
13 |
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris... - When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
440 |
0 |
14 |
A necessary condition - There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2649 |
0 |
15 |
A circumcision - Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2777 |
2.5 |
16 |
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby... - One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke |
Children |
379 |
0 |
17 |
A man was taking his wife... - A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2360 |
0 |
18 |
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke |
Children |
439 |
0 |
19 |
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game... - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
387 |
0 |
20 |
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group... - A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
352 |
0 |
21 |
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu... - Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke |
Children |
421 |
0 |
22 |
Who signed the Declaration of Independence? - A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
381 |
0 |
23 |
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey... - Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke |
Children |
793 |
0 |
24 |
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? - What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
Children |
352 |
0 |
25 |
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny... - One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke |
Children |
450 |
0 |