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Lawyer jokes - How many lawyers does it take to
change a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional a...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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3 |
0 - Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Cl...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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4 |
0 - What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
still....Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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5 |
0 - Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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6 |
0 - A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted a fin sticking up...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
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7 |
0 - Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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8 |
0 - What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
Lawsuits....Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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9 |
0 - Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In
a brief case....Read the whole joke |
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589 |
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10 |
0 - A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a
lawyer were sitting on a train.
The Frenc...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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11 |
0 - At a
convention of biological scientists
one researcher remarks to another:
"Did you know that...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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12 |
0 - A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-driving case and the
defendant, who had both a rec...Read the whole joke |
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565 |
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13 |
0 - "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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14 |
0 - Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicyc...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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15 |
0 - Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
broken
noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances....Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
16 |
Letter jokes - What do snakes write on the bottom of their
letters?
With love and hisses....Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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17 |
0 - What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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18 |
0 - Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell p...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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19 |
0 - What kind of letters did the
snake get from
his admirers?
Fang mail....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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20 |
0 - What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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21 |
0 - How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it
may concern....Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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22 |
0 - Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I
forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from....Read the whole joke |
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659 |
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23 |
0 - What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Best vicious . . ....Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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24 |
0 - Betty was scribbling industriously over some
paper
with a pencil when her mother asked her what ...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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25 |
0 - How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express....Read the whole joke |
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631 |
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