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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The accident report
- |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
612 |
0 |
| 2 |
The work qualification test
- |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied fo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bosses versus workers
- |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do i...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
623 |
0 |
| 4 |
Looks bad on resume cover letters
- |1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
689 |
0 |
| 5 |
The copy machine handout
- |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answere...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
657 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Procrastinator's creed
- |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 7 |
Reasons to leave work
- |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel......Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 8 |
Reasons to stay at work all night
- |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrys...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 9 |
Keeping a high profile in an office
- |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you'r...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 10 |
Why did he fire you?
- |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 11 |
Japanese management lecture
- |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 12 |
Those who don't know
- |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 13 |
Who is doing the work around here?
- |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
233 |
0 |
| 14 |
The requirements of this job
- |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 15 |
A tight travel budget
- |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
2974 |
2.5 |
| 16 |
The ten ifs of employment
- |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 17 |
Repairing the phone
- |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 18 |
How you made money
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 19 |
Telemarketers go away
- |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 20 |
Nerds versus jocks
- |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make o...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 21 |
New element was found
- |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 22 |
Equation of earnings
- |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lost in a balloon
- |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks u...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 24 |
Main Vice President
- |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
332 |
0 |
| 25 |
Fake two dollar bill
- |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
300 |
0 |
