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Universal excuse form. - The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
2 |
Kid Sayings! - A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
3 |
Dating Terms - LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATIN...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
4 |
Words of Wisdom! - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place wher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
Jokes for the Ladies! - Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the frid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
6 |
The Golden Urinal - A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
662 |
0 |
7 |
Yo Mama\'s So Fat... - Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
529 |
0 |
8 |
Three Proof That Jesus Was... - Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
9 |
I Want To Be Weighed - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
723 |
0 |
10 |
Tech Support (Classic) - "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
11 |
C & W Song Titles! - The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
659 |
2 |
12 |
Horny Rooster - A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
13 |
Wrong suggestion! - A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does litt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
14 |
Say That Again - It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
15 |
I Said the F Word - A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
695 |
0 |
16 |
Mexican Funeral - Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
17 |
Viagra Mickey Finn! - An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
18 |
Victorias Secret... - TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
19 |
Termite - A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
20 |
Women Bashing (oh-oh) - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
0 |
21 |
How To Screw Up An Interview - We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
22 |
Super-Duper One-Liners! - Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
23 |
More Redneck One-liners! - You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
24 |
Blonde Joke Jackpot! - Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
25 |
For Cat Lovers. - An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything no...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |