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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I\\\'m George Washington - A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
2 |
Got A Match - A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
3 |
Nutty Problem - A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
4 |
Off To Barcelona - A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
642 |
0 |
5 |
Give Them a Shock - Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
6 |
Psychologist and the Light Bulb - How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
7 |
Pervert? - A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
8 |
I\\\\\\\'m Invisible - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
9 |
Getting Old - Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
10 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
11 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow - Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
12 |
I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
13 |
Deck of Cards - Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
14 |
Need the Eggs - Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
15 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken - Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
16 |
Split Personality - Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
17 |
Psychiatrist Definitions - Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
18 |
Where\'s My Pen - A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
19 |
No Card - Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one abou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
20 |
Proctologist Definitions - Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
21 |
Cough Cure - Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
22 |
What Can I Get? - A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
23 |
Need A Muscle Relaxant - This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
632 |
0 |
24 |
Condoms for My Camels - There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
25 |
Knowledge Pills - A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |