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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I'm Glad I'm A Woman - I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't bra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
2 |
Potential and Reality - A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
701 |
0 |
3 |
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say - 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
4 |
How To Catch A Polar Bear - How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
5 |
Outhouse On Quicksand? - Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
6 |
Olive, the 10th Reindeer - How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
7 |
I'm Glad I'm A Man - I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
8 |
Giving - The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
9 |
Redneck Poetry - The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
10 |
Two Molecules - Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
11 |
The Neutron - A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
2.5 |
12 |
Yo Mamma - Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
13 |
Early Birds - Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
705 |
0 |
14 |
Fancy Plate - This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
644 |
0 |
15 |
Country Tunes - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
16 |
Life According To TV Land - What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
17 |
Saved Your Privates - A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
18 |
Left and Right - Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
19 |
Singing Frog - A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
20 |
Building the Ark - And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
21 |
Its a Matter of Perspective - Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my though...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
22 |
Charlie no more. - Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
23 |
The Mushroom - A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Two Boll Weevils - Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
25 |
Years of Bad Sex - A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |