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Hits |
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Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... - |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
331 |
0 |
2 |
Halloween handouts - |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
251 |
0 |
3 |
Geek's thanksgiving - |1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
328 |
0 |
4 |
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner - |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
266 |
0 |
5 |
The football-playing turkey - |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
345 |
0 |
6 |
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving - |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
5253 |
0 |
7 |
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids - |A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
777 |
0 |
8 |
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving - |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
685 |
0 |
9 |
New Year Nerd Resolutions - |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
417 |
0 |
10 |
New Year Resolutions for Pets - |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
276 |
0 |
11 |
Cookie the Cat's Resolutions - |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
279 |
0 |
12 |
Office Worker Resolution - |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
649 |
0 |
13 |
Your New Year Resolution - |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
1365 |
0 |
14 |
There goes another one - |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
597 |
0 |
15 |
Scorcher Murphy - |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
606 |
0 |
16 |
Humor about the Irish - |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each fi...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
631 |
0 |
17 |
trapped in a bog - |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty sho...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
603 |
0 |
18 |
Jokes about Ireland - |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
593 |
0 |
19 |
Pat and Jimmy-Joe - |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
610 |
0 |
20 |
Barty and Dunny - |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
610 |
0 |
21 |
Irishman went to a pet shop - |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
588 |
0 |
22 |
Jokes about St. Patrick's Day - |Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the groun...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1116 |
0 |
23 |
Paddy and Seamus - |It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
610 |
0 |
24 |
Humor about St. Patrick's Day - |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
603 |
0 |
25 |
I live in the flat above Paddy - |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
628 |
0 |