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Dead and dying jokes - Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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2 |
0 - Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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4 |
0 - Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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5 |
0 - Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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7 |
0 - Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
8 |
0 - I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
9 |
0 - A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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10 |
0 - Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you ...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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11 |
0 - The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from ...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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12 |
0 - A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke |
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653 |
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13 |
0 - At the inquest
into her husband's
death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the
coroner i...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife h...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
15 |
0 - "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the
teacher. "
'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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16 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you
...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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17 |
0 - What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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18 |
0 - How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
19 |
0 - My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
21 |
0 - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke |
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637 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke |
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23 |
0 - I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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24 |
0 - What is the last thing you eat before
you die?
You bite the dust....Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it....Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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