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Heaven and hell jokes - It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
2 |
0 - So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
4 |
0 - This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
5 |
0 - St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
0 |
8 |
0 - A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
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391 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al...Read the whole joke |
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393 |
0 |
10 |
0 - An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
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408 |
0 |
11 |
0 - In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love...Read the whole joke |
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386 |
2.5 |
12 |
0 - A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
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397 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
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433 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
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675 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....Read the whole joke |
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679 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure....Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
19 |
0 - How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo....Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
20 |
0 - An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new ...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
22 |
0 - St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be ...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
0 |
24 |
Horse jokes - Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of his race!...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa!...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
0 |