| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
206 |
0 |
| 2 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2141 |
1.5 |
| 3 |
How are lawyers like sperm?
- How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
| 4 |
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
305 |
0 |
| 5 |
An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1835 |
0 |
| 6 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
252 |
0 |
| 7 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1876 |
0 |
| 8 |
A guy walks into a post office...
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1979 |
0 |
| 9 |
An old man was critically ill...
- An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1928 |
0 |
| 10 |
A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1805 |
0 |
| 11 |
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
244 |
0 |
| 12 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1877 |
0 |
| 13 |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
- What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
959 |
0 |
| 14 |
That was an insult
- A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
324 |
0 |
| 15 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
- What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
257 |
0 |
| 16 |
Did you kill the victim?
- Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
390 |
0 |
| 17 |
A tough case was being argued in court...
- A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2850 |
0 |
| 18 |
Being under oath
- "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
225 |
0 |
| 19 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
- The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1193 |
0 |
| 20 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1871 |
2 |
| 21 |
Best advice possible
- Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
275 |
0 |
| 22 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
| 23 |
The way he died
- A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
842 |
0 |
| 24 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1189 |
0 |
| 25 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1922 |
0 |
