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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Where Do We Play? - Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at hom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
2 |
How To Be A Man! - 1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
3 |
Baggers and Juicers - A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
4 |
Vatican Screen Saver - Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
434 |
0 |
5 |
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech - Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.2. If...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
6 |
Taking Dweebonics Classes - TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. Whe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
842 |
0 |
7 |
Penis Shape Research - After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
8 |
Wendy Tatoo - Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has ever...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
9 |
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families - "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
10 |
Lawyer: Send Me - NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
11 |
Good/Bad Girls - Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
12 |
Jewish Dog Does Tricks - A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a Hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
811 |
0 |
13 |
Letter Written Slow - A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I'm writing this letter s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
14 |
Dog Rules - Dog Rules...1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but onl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
15 |
To Computer: Is there a God? - Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gath...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
16 |
Yes What? - World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
17 |
Cannibals and Politicians - A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Fe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
18 |
Addicted To AOL - You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
19 |
Origin of Lawyers - An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal se...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
20 |
New Language Courses Ameirca - NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Sp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
21 |
Little Johnny and Sex Education - A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
22 |
Humor from the Smithsonian - The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
23 |
Disgruntled Genie - A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to am...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
24 |
Restaurants Like Microsoft - If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my nam...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
25 |
Students Science Bloopers - THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |