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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Answering machine - |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
3282 |
0 |
2 |
The results of statistics - |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
266 |
0 |
3 |
Worries while flying - |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1152 |
0 |
4 |
Risk of plane bombs - |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1046 |
0 |
5 |
Misunderstood people - |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
760 |
0 |
6 |
Statistical one-liners - |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
235 |
0 |
7 |
Reducing travel risk - |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
785 |
0 |
8 |
Purchasing the shoes - |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
263 |
0 |
9 |
The fate of marriages - |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes tha...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
563 |
0 |
10 |
Accordion jokes - |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
99638 |
0 |
11 |
Bagpipe jokes - |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
467 |
0 |
12 |
Banjo jokes - |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
13 |
Bass jokes - |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
296 |
0 |
14 |
Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
669 |
0 |
15 |
Cello jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
258 |
0 |
16 |
Clarinet jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
736 |
0 |
17 |
Drum joke Q & A - |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
275 |
0 |
18 |
Which drummer? - |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
304 |
0 |
19 |
What is your IQ? - |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
815 |
0 |
20 |
Looking to buy - |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
21 |
English horn jokes - |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
267 |
0 |
22 |
Flute jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
400 |
0 |
23 |
French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
263 |
0 |
24 |
Guitar jokes - |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
271 |
0 |
25 |
Harmonica jokes - |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
300 |
0 |