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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? - What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
16 |
0 |
2 |
A dilemma - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
323 |
0 |
3 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
4 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent... - This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1131 |
0 |
5 |
Why did the punk cross the road? - Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
6 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? - Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
863 |
0 |
7 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
8 |
Politically correct seasons greetings - POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
9 |
A wise choice - The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
830 |
0 |
10 |
Two attorneys went into a diner... - Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
154 |
0 |
11 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
212 |
0 |
12 |
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2180 |
0 |
13 |
Satanic Barney Proof - Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
248 |
0 |
14 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist... - A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
258 |
0 |
15 |
Sister Margaret died... - Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
285 |
0 |
16 |
Preserving the Egg of Life - Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
295 |
0 |
17 |
The Naming of Jesus - The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
220 |
0 |
18 |
Love Jesus - Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
255 |
0 |
19 |
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck... - Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
390 |
0 |
20 |
Stress-Relieving Prayer - Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
217 |
0 |
21 |
An unfortunate coincidence - One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
277 |
0 |
22 |
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg... - A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1720 |
2.5 |
23 |
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil... - Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
244 |
0 |
24 |
Three couples wanted to join a church... - Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
170 |
0 |
25 |
Heaven and smoking - Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
222 |
0 |