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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
We are the best of friends - |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
659 |
0 |
2 |
Does it hurt when you do this? - |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
267 |
0 |
3 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? - |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
186 |
0 |
4 |
What is your problem? - |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
258 |
0.5 |
5 |
You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
323 |
0 |
6 |
Driving exams worry me - |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
258 |
0 |
7 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
318 |
0 |
8 |
Problems remembering - |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
296 |
0 |
9 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
213 |
0 |
10 |
I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
297 |
0 |
11 |
I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
272 |
0 |
12 |
Put me into a fighting mood - |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
681 |
0 |
13 |
Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
299 |
0 |
14 |
Consultation fees - |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
296 |
0 |
15 |
Question and answer jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
275 |
0 |
16 |
Actual stupid questions asked - |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2317 |
0 |
17 |
That's a real bargain - |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
597 |
0 |
18 |
Rules for hunting lawyers - |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
324 |
0 |
19 |
Excess billing hours - |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
20 |
Ounces of brain for sale - |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
272 |
0 |
21 |
What type of tracks? - |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
22 |
Solving a dispute - |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
590 |
0 |
23 |
Lawyers take everything - |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
256 |
0 |
24 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information - |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
25 |
The devil's offer - |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |