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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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On God\'s Making a Woman - And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
2 |
University Courses For Women - Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
351 |
0 |
3 |
Creation of Woman Problem - One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
4 |
A Perfect Woman Is... - What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
601 |
0 |
5 |
Rita Rudner\'s Facts About Men - A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he'll run it all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
6 |
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath - How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
7 |
Thinnest World\'s Book Is... - What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |
8 |
License Plate - You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
9 |
Wedding Pictures - You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
10 |
Smokey and the Bandit - You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Band...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
11 |
Times Bachelor Made His Bed - What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was stil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
12 |
Why A Hole In Their Penis - Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
13 |
Match - You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
14 |
It Only Hurt When... - A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexua...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
15 |
What is - "Three Men And A Baby"What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
16 |
To the Dump - You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
17 |
Wide Load - You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
18 |
St. Peter - A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
19 |
Explaination - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
20 |
2 2 - A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
92 |
0 |
21 |
Gigolo - Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
22 |
Bill - Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
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Bucket - Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
24 |
Out of a tree - Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
25 |
2 Bullets - Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |