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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Urinalysis - One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
2 |
The Vet Delivers - There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
3 |
Looking Great - This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
4 |
Definition of an anesthesiologist - An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
5 |
Deep Cuts - Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
6 |
Looking - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
7 |
Onion Balls - While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
885 |
0 |
8 |
Critical Vet - A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
9 |
Donors - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0.5 |
10 |
Knee Pains - A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
665 |
0 |
11 |
Less Sex - A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic test...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
12 |
Longer Life - A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?""I think ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
13 |
Swallowed A Mouse - A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
14 |
GM vs Microsoft - At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
15 |
Mental power outages ... - My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
16 |
Wrong Operation - One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?""Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
17 |
Sore Throat - A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
18 |
Med Examination - A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
19 |
Breeding Problem - A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
20 |
Small... - True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
21 |
Editing the Prescription - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
22 |
Uncommon Perversions - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
474 |
0 |
23 |
Surgeon General Warnings - Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
24 |
Get Sober! - As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
25 |
Dead Plants - Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |