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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I deserve a first class seat - |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
415 |
0 |
2 |
Helping a blond lose weight - |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
378 |
0 |
3 |
Fallen bridge - |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
398 |
0 |
4 |
Want me to paint for you? - |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
5 |
Why are you yelling that? - |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
347 |
0 |
6 |
Do you know where you were going? - |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
295 |
0 |
7 |
Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
359 |
0 |
8 |
What's in the bag? - |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
450 |
0 |
9 |
Three blonds on death row - |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
414 |
0 |
10 |
How do I get across that river? - |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
11 |
Blond medical terminology - |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
375 |
0 |
12 |
Question and answer blond jokes - |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
372 |
0 |
13 |
I Want Some Milk - |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
14 |
Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
379 |
0 |
15 |
I have good news and bad news - |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
372 |
0 |
16 |
Is she feeling any better? - |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
271 |
0 |
17 |
What should I do then? - |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
367 |
0 |
18 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
399 |
0 |
19 |
The prison hospital - |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
327 |
0 |
20 |
How much will this cost me? - |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
222 |
0 |
21 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
227 |
0 |
22 |
Letters from charities - |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
603 |
0 |
23 |
Would you please do me a favor? - |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
395 |
0 |
24 |
I can't find the cause of your pain - |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
305 |
0 |
25 |
An invisible man is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2918 |
0 |