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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
At The Pearly Gates - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
564 |
0 |
2 |
Contract With The Devil - An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
399 |
0 |
3 |
Bad Investment - Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
550 |
0 |
4 |
Crash Landing - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
5 |
Corruption - At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
413 |
0 |
6 |
Charitable Donation - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
7 |
Best In The World - A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
384 |
0 |
8 |
Said in court - These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
749 |
0 |
9 |
Surgeons - Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
10 |
Testifying - A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
11 |
Terminology - Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
12 |
Taking It With You - As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
720 |
0 |
13 |
Lying Lawyer - How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
14 |
Lawyer's Dog - A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
15 |
Lawyer In Hell - A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
16 |
Smartest Man in the World - A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small priv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
17 |
Who's In Charge - Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the followin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
18 |
Punishment - A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
19 |
New Lawyer - Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Standing in Line - This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massagin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
21 |
Generous lawyer - A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
22 |
Marriage quotes 15 - All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
23 |
A Mother at 65! - With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
703 |
0 |
24 |
Actual Medical Charts - The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
25 |
Actual Answer from a Medical Student - While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |