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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
315 |
0 |
2 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop... - I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
291 |
0 |
3 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
260 |
0 |
4 |
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of... - Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
684 |
0 |
5 |
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? - What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
250 |
0 |
6 |
Iraqi TV Guide - Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
262 |
0 |
7 |
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? - What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
313 |
0 |
8 |
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? - What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
176 |
0 |
9 |
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? - What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
254 |
0 |
10 |
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? - What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
204 |
0 |
11 |
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? - Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
185 |
0.5 |
12 |
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? - What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
282 |
0 |
13 |
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? - Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
278 |
0 |
14 |
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? - Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
297 |
0 |
15 |
Who's got long blonde hair and big tits... - Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
155 |
0 |
16 |
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson - More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
279 |
0 |
17 |
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS - IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
289 |
0 |
18 |
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? - Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
157 |
0 |
19 |
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? - What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
258 |
0 |
20 |
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned... - Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
305 |
0 |
21 |
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? - Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
261 |
0 |
22 |
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? - What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
216 |
0 |
23 |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
245 |
0 |
24 |
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? - How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
314 |
0 |
25 |
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? - What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
305 |
0 |