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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What did God say after creating man? - What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
239 |
0 |
2 |
The local priest came across Paddy who had... - The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
302 |
0 |
3 |
A fine sermon - A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2506 |
0 |
4 |
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene... - In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
691 |
0 |
5 |
ZHow offensive is that? - How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
449 |
0 |
6 |
The priest was preparing a man... - The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
7 |
Soap dispenser - Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
302 |
0 |
8 |
Pastime for Passover - Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
252 |
0 |
9 |
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital... - Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
242 |
0 |
10 |
Show him your cross - Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
898 |
0 |
11 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle... - The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
553 |
0 |
12 |
A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2063 |
0 |
13 |
Three girls died and were brought to the gates... - Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
159 |
0 |
14 |
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to... - One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
224 |
0 |
15 |
What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
16 |
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says... - Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
158 |
0 |
17 |
Got a second? - God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
270 |
0 |
18 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport... - Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
178 |
0 |
19 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
222 |
0 |
20 |
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon... - The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
21 |
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for... - There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
531 |
0 |
22 |
What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
23 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
24 |
A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2239 |
0 |
25 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
209 |
0 |