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Dance jokes - What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop....Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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0 - What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !...Read the whole joke |
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341 |
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3 |
0 - Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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4 |
0 - Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never ...Read the whole joke |
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600 |
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0 - What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance....Read the whole joke |
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635 |
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7 |
0 - What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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8 |
0 - Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you ...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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9 |
0 - Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seve...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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10 |
Dead and dying jokes - What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air and smells?
A dead centipede....Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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11 |
0 - What is the difference between a
musician and a
dead body?
One composes and the other decompos...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What has four legs, a tail,
whiskers and flies?
A dead cat....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0 - What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset....Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
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0 - What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles....Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
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0 - Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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0 - First ghoul: You don't look too well
today.
Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet....Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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0 - Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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0 - Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
De...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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22 |
0 - Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0 - Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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