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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
50 Things to Do in a Mall - 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
2 |
200 Midgets - The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather cause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
3 |
15 Ways to be Annoying - 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cos...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
86 |
0 |
4 |
58 Newspaper Headlines - 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Exper...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
5 |
Been In College Too Long... - You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
6 |
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate - 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
7 |
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam - You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
8 |
A Daughter's Letter Home - Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
9 |
Breaking and Entering - A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
10 |
Criminal Mastermind - An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
11 |
Almost Perfect Life - An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
929 |
0 |
12 |
Books for College - A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
13 |
A Prayer Before Dying - When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
14 |
25 Fun Pool Activities - 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
98 |
0 |
15 |
Coffee Addiction - You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
16 |
Clever Teacher - A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolera...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
17 |
Signs That You're Broke - At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formula...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
18 |
Feel Better - Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thoug...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
1.5 |
19 |
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody - 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
86 |
0 |
20 |
Biting Nails - Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
21 |
101 Ways To Annoy People - 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
102 |
0 |
22 |
Criminal Hall of Shame - Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for pers...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
23 |
Cannibal Food - Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
24 |
10 commandments - The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
25 |
Digital clock - Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |