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Heaven and hell jokes - Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lin...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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2 |
0 - Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a littl...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
3 |
0 - One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearl...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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4 |
0 - A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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5 |
0 - There once was a rich man who
was
near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard ...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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6 |
0 - A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the ga...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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7 |
0 - President Clinton died and knocked at
the
Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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8 |
0 - One day while walking down the street
a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by ...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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9 |
0 - Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly ...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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10 |
0 - Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
remind...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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11 |
0 - It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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12 |
0 - So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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13 |
0 - Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
14 |
0 - This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
15 |
0 - St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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16 |
0 - A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
17 |
0 - A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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18 |
0 - A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
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395 |
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19 |
0 - Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al...Read the whole joke |
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396 |
0 |
20 |
0 - An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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21 |
0 - In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love...Read the whole joke |
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388 |
2.5 |
22 |
0 - A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
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399 |
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23 |
0 - Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
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435 |
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24 |
0 - A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
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25 |
0 - Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....Read the whole joke |
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687 |
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