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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Travel on the plane - |For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
587 |
0 |
2 |
Shopping for goods - |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "D...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
247 |
0 |
3 |
Kids tough question - |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
258 |
0 |
4 |
Adults have learned - |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
2576 |
0.75 |
5 |
We have new babies - |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
247 |
0 |
6 |
Go to the hospital - |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
605 |
0 |
7 |
Naming your child - |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acciden...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
622 |
0 |
8 |
Delivering a baby - |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
267 |
0 |
9 |
Guests for dinner - |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
619 |
0 |
10 |
Woman is on a bus - |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
300 |
0 |
11 |
Grocery shopping - |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
363 |
0 |
12 |
Mothers taught us - |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
315 |
0 |
13 |
At the public pool - |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
4078 |
2.75 |
14 |
Defining teenagers - |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
622 |
0 |
15 |
Dad will never say - |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
296 |
0 |
16 |
Household physics - |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
650 |
0 |
17 |
New family driver - |Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
306 |
0 |
18 |
Mom's new recipe - |Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
703 |
0 |
19 |
You want children? - |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your ha...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
274 |
0 |
20 |
Evolution of Mom - |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
296 |
0 |
21 |
Newest son-in-law - |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
302 |
0 |
22 |
Parents evolution - |My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
306 |
1 |
23 |
Where you reside - |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
654 |
0 |
24 |
Term dictionary - |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
306 |
0 |
25 |
Child sent to bed - |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
269 |
0 |