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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
2 |
How do you tell two KKK members apart? - How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
3 |
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
4 |
What would Princess Diana be doing right... - Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
5 |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy... - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
6 |
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer... - A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
577 |
0 |
7 |
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
8 |
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? - Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
9 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
10 |
There were these three morticians talking about... - There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? - Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
12 |
What's brown and sticky? - What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0.5 |
13 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
14 |
Silence - Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
404 |
0 |
15 |
Voodoo - Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
16 |
What is your date of birth? - Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
17 |
On Jeopardy - On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
18 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? - What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
19 |
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll... - Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
20 |
What is grosser than gross? - Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
21 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant... - Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
22 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict... - The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
23 |
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy... - An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
24 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk... - A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
25 |
Many moons - There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
342 |
0 |