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1 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon... - Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
184 |
0 |
2 |
Everybody's doing it - This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
3 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's... - Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
306 |
0 |
4 |
A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
5 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
274 |
0 |
6 |
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut... - Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
301 |
0 |
7 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
330 |
0 |
8 |
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night... - While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
321 |
0 |
9 |
A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
318 |
0 |
10 |
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed... - Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
324 |
0 |
11 |
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church... - A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
316 |
0 |
12 |
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar... - Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
13 |
A woman went to the bar with a black eye... - A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
355 |
0 |
14 |
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet... - A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2312 |
0 |
15 |
First Aid Course - When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |
16 |
Is this her first?.. - A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
17 |
Ten pounds of pride - A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
714 |
0 |
18 |
The other day my house caught fire... - The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
301 |
0 |
19 |
The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
435 |
0 |
20 |
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
367 |
0 |
21 |
A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
768 |
0 |
22 |
Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
346 |
0 |
23 |
Two men were walking through the woods when... - Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
24 |
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they... - An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
404 |
0 |
25 |
Cop coming upon a young couple making out... - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
436 |
0 |