| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
mosquito go to the dentist
- |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 2 |
How do you make a butterfly
- |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is a myth?
- |What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 4 |
rolling stones
- |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clo...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mothmatics
- |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 6 |
A mammoth!
- |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2164 |
0 |
| 7 |
moth nibble a hole
- |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
329 |
0 |
| 8 |
A killer butterfly!
- |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2226 |
0 |
| 9 |
Why was the moth so unpopular?
- |Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
176 |
0 |
| 10 |
cross a firefly and a moth
- |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mice Krispies!
- |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
636 |
0 |
| 12 |
A mouseketeer!
- |What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 13 |
'Please cheese me'!
- |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
148 |
0 |
| 14 |
A mouse in a minefield!
- |What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
12508 |
0 |
| 15 |
Miami mice!
- |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mice cubes!
- |What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 17 |
Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 18 |
Julius Cheeser!
- |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mouse Tse Tung!
- |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 20 |
Cross mouse cards!
- |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 21 |
fit over a bucket!
- |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
591 |
0 |
| 22 |
Hickory hickory dock.
- |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 23 |
Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mousework!
- |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 25 |
Three blind mice!
- |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
288 |
0 |
