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Clinton jokes - If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
and
Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What is the first thing that President
Clinton
says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bill....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
been able to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Repu...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging arm...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?
A. Chelsea ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
that
he had political ambitions?
A: When he married o...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proud...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
something about Hillary's room.
She complains that ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are travelin...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enoug...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trai...Read the whole joke |
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College jokes - Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jar....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Profe...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and...Read the whole joke |
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