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A new Priest. - A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
2 |
Bras - Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
3 |
What Gets Bigger and Bigger? - Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
4 |
The Cowboy Code - THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may lea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
5 |
Ticket Please - Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
6 |
Let me say grace! - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
7 |
The World of High Finance - A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
8 |
What do you get... - What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
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9 |
Power of the Internet - Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
10 |
Truth Be Told - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
11 |
Bill Clinton vs JFK - Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
12 |
Wooden Leg - Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sens...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
13 |
The Blonde Kidnapper - Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
14 |
Four Kids - There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
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15 |
Why firemen have dogs - A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
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16 |
Six Bad Days - Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
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17 |
Chinese laundry man - This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chines...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
18 |
A play on Computer Lingo. - 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
19 |
Airplane in Trouble - First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
20 |
The new priest gets drunk! - A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
21 |
In a perfect world... - *25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!*1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
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19 putdowns and rejections! - 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2 Man: "So, wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
81 |
0 |
23 |
In an elevator! - A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
24 |
Three women nicknaming their husbands. - Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
25 |
Little boy learns arithmetic. - A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black bi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |