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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki... - A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.W...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
649 |
0 |
2 |
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out... - A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
677 |
0 |
3 |
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss... - During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examini...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
144 |
0 |
4 |
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins... - There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
125 |
0 |
5 |
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm? - What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
134 |
0 |
6 |
A man comes to a doctor and... - A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
146 |
0 |
7 |
The Australian way - After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
522 |
0 |
8 |
How is pubic hair like parsley? - How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
235 |
0 |
9 |
What is the definition of a virgin? - What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
129 |
0 |
10 |
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl? - What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
213 |
0 |
11 |
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head? - What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
12 |
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? - What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
161 |
0 |
13 |
Ring, ring! - *ring* *ring*"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll be...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
219 |
0 |
14 |
Why is a joke like pussy? - Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
104 |
0 |
15 |
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? - What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
163 |
0 |
16 |
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions... - What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing.... They a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
147 |
0 |
17 |
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ? - What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
133 |
0 |
18 |
A guy rings work and says... - A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
669 |
0 |
19 |
Why do they put strings on tampons? - Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
93 |
0 |
20 |
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating? - Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
123 |
0 |
21 |
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? - Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished un...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
115 |
0 |
22 |
Where does Peter Pan eat? - Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
118 |
0 |
23 |
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other... - Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, "Heard ya went to ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
24 |
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband... - After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
153 |
0 |
25 |
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife... - A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
473 |
2.5 |