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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What does it mean when two lesbians make love? - Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke |
Science |
252 |
0 |
2 |
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? - What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke |
Science |
302 |
0 |
3 |
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to... - Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...Read the whole joke |
Science |
263 |
0 |
4 |
How do you know if a lesbian is butch? - How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Science |
301 |
0 |
5 |
Two condoms walk past a gay bar... - Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke |
Science |
274 |
0 |
6 |
The Eighteen Bottles - The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
259 |
0 |
7 |
After a long pubcrawl... - After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2274 |
0 |
8 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work... - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2477 |
0 |
9 |
Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
599 |
0 |
10 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2354 |
0 |
11 |
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were... - Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
256 |
0 |
12 |
The sex talk - A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
246 |
0 |
13 |
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar... - This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
623 |
0 |
14 |
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop... - Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
269 |
0 |
15 |
Warning labels - If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
301 |
0 |
16 |
A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2532 |
2.5 |
17 |
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test... - The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
264 |
0 |
18 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2151 |
0 |
19 |
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub... - One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
244 |
0 |
20 |
Out of the Greek Myths - The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
607 |
0 |
21 |
What is a breathanalyzer? - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
223 |
0 |
22 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2401 |
0 |
23 |
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning... - There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
260 |
0 |
24 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2532 |
0 |
25 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
3536 |
2.75 |