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Category |
Hits |
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1 |
To My Dear Spouse... - O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
2 |
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs - YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
3 |
Anything you want! - A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
4 |
What do you call a gay dinosaur? - What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
5 |
The rain cloud. - What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
6 |
Mattresses - At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
7 |
Blonde's Revenge - What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
8 |
The Job Interview - Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
9 |
A bat joke. - A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3423 |
0 |
10 |
Baking humor - Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
11 |
Aggies - Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
12 |
Things adults learn from their kids. - There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
13 |
Up, or down? - There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0.5 |
14 |
Blonde male - A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
15 |
Marooned - An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
16 |
Top ten things women would do ... - TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
17 |
Top ten things men would do if ... - TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
18 |
Penquins on Tour - A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
19 |
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff. - If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
20 |
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS - She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
21 |
Bouncer - Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
22 |
The Chicken's - What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
23 |
Hikers meet headhunters. - So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
24 |
Kids - Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
25 |
Hard of Hearing Genie - OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |