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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? - What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
254 |
0 |
2 |
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? - What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
206 |
0 |
3 |
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? - Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
185 |
0.5 |
4 |
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? - What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
282 |
0 |
5 |
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? - Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
279 |
0 |
6 |
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? - Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
298 |
0 |
7 |
Who's got long blonde hair and big tits... - Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
157 |
0 |
8 |
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson - More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
280 |
0 |
9 |
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS - IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
290 |
0 |
10 |
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? - Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
159 |
0 |
11 |
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? - What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
259 |
0 |
12 |
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned... - Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
306 |
0 |
13 |
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? - Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
262 |
0 |
14 |
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? - What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
217 |
0 |
15 |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
246 |
0 |
16 |
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? - How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
314 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? - What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
305 |
0 |
18 |
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? - What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
265 |
0 |
19 |
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? - What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
335 |
1.875 |
20 |
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? - What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
230 |
0.5 |
21 |
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks... - Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
327 |
0 |
22 |
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? - What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
237 |
0.5 |
23 |
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over? - What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
303 |
0 |
24 |
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated... - If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
282 |
0 |
25 |
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc... - What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
292 |
0 |