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Purchasing furniture - |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
276 |
0 |
2 |
Fixing broken computers - |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
653 |
0 |
3 |
I have a keyboard error - |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
629 |
0 |
4 |
Type what I tell you - |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
5 |
Oh the Internet is slow - |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
324 |
0 |
6 |
Life cycle of software - |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
7 |
Computer acronyms list - |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
8 |
What movies teach us - |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
9 |
Internet can get worse - |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
0 |
10 |
If Microsoft built cars - |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
312 |
0 |
11 |
Computer problem report - |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
664 |
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12 |
Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
305 |
0 |
13 |
Write your code in C - |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
276 |
0 |
14 |
Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
0 |
15 |
Computer used too long - |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
609 |
0 |
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Graphics work too much - |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
324 |
0 |
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Bought a bad computer - |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
261 |
0 |
18 |
Internet addictions - |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
620 |
0 |
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Ethical software group - |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
256 |
0 |
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Internet highway blues - |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
241 |
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The computer prayer - |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
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Surfing the Internet - |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
278 |
0 |
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User song and music - |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
24 |
Gender and computers - |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
281 |
0 |
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Top nine reasons computers must be female - |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
252 |
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