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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
If IBM ran Christmas...
- |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 2 |
If Microsoft ran Christmas...
- |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 3 |
If Apple ran Christmas...
- |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 4 |
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
- |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 5 |
If Dell ran Christmas...
- |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
338 |
0 |
| 6 |
If Fisher Price ran Christmas...
- |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 7 |
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...
- |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 8 |
If the NSA ran Christmas...
- |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 9 |
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
- |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 10 |
If Sony ran Christmas...
- |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
599 |
0 |
| 11 |
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...
- |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 12 |
If Cray ran Christmas...
- |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 13 |
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...
- |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 14 |
If Timex ran Christmas...
- |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
578 |
0 |
| 15 |
If Radio Shack ran Christmas...
- |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
250 |
0 |
| 16 |
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...
- |They would immediately change the name to WatMas....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 17 |
Real opcodes
- |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 18 |
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
- |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
590 |
0 |
| 19 |
Programmer's drinking song
- |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
610 |
0 |
| 20 |
The computer user's reboot poem
- |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 21 |
Actual calls to technical support
- |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2402 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
- |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 23 |
Microsoft buys church
- |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 24 |
Airplanes running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2378 |
0 |
| 25 |
Real software engineers eat quiche.
- |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
295 |
0 |
