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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
yo mamma is so ugly... onion - Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
231 |
0 |
2 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
137 |
0 |
3 |
Yo mamas so fat ... skittles - Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
139 |
0 |
4 |
yo mama's teeth - yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
326 |
0 |
5 |
How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
360 |
0 |
6 |
Man and wife at the zoo - It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
706 |
0 |
7 |
Hungry Snake - Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
8 |
A veterinarian surgeon... - A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
219 |
0 |
9 |
Tarzania - What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
281 |
0 |
10 |
Tarzania II - What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
653 |
0 |
11 |
Elephants - How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
301 |
0 |
12 |
Elephants II - What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
296 |
0 |
13 |
Elephants III - How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
595 |
0 |
14 |
Elephants IV - How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
273 |
0 |
15 |
Elephants V - Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
262 |
0 |
16 |
Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
291 |
0 |
17 |
Elephants VII - What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
18 |
Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
276 |
0 |
19 |
Elephants IX - Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
661 |
0 |
20 |
How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
323 |
0 |
21 |
The best book on elephants - The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
637 |
0 |
22 |
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes - Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
232 |
0 |
23 |
A miserable rooster - A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
24 |
A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2862 |
0 |
25 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2412 |
0 |