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Rating |
1 |
The programmer's cheer - |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
312 |
0 |
2 |
I'm ignoring Y2K - |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
339 |
0 |
3 |
Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner - |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
4 |
There was life before the computer - |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
672 |
0 |
5 |
A list of redneck computer terms - |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2557 |
0 |
6 |
The technical geek test - |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
352 |
0 |
7 |
A husband with a computer addiction - |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2681 |
0 |
8 |
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) - |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
9 |
Computer history of the world - |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
343 |
0 |
10 |
Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
342 |
0 |
11 |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer - |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
320 |
0 |
12 |
Password selection rules - |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
308 |
0 |
13 |
The Borg versus Microsoft - |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
342 |
0 |
14 |
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry - |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
334 |
0 |
15 |
Abbott calling Costello - |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2678 |
0 |
16 |
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas - |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
336 |
0 |
17 |
Microsoft runs the I.R.S. - |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
320 |
0 |
18 |
Newest MS computer game - |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
353 |
0 |
19 |
Microsoft renames itself - |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
360 |
0 |
20 |
Microsoft trademarks TM - |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
347 |
0 |
21 |
Waiting on a long line - |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
376 |
0 |
22 |
New product cuts stress - |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
328 |
0 |
23 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks - |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
391 |
0 |
24 |
A letter to the editors - |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2742 |
0 |
25 |
The system crash song - |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
287 |
0 |