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Category |
Hits |
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1 |
In the bar. - A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
2 |
The virgin and the farmer boy. - There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
3 |
Book Titles - "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
4 |
A duck - What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
946 |
0 |
5 |
Heavy metal guitarist - Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
6 |
Siblings...... - Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
7 |
Two guys who wanted to pick up women. - Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
8 |
Lesbian Love - What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
9 |
Dairy Queen - How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
365 |
0 |
10 |
Why don\'t Blondes...? - Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
11 |
The beloved old man. - There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
12 |
I Will Not - I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
13 |
God and Gay People - If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
14 |
Big mix-UP - One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
15 |
Escaping from a lion - Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
16 |
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen? - What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
17 |
Heaven Help Us - Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
18 |
Saddam and Clinton - What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
0 |
19 |
National Anthem - Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
20 |
The Best Time? - When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
21 |
The new car. - There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
22 |
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans - Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inse...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
23 |
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! - A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
24 |
Bathroom? - Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
25 |
Wipe your butt with a dollar. - Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |