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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Out of the tree - How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
2 |
Flying condom - Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
3 |
4 Blonde quickies... - How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
95 |
0 |
4 |
Rotten Little Johnny - Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know John...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
5 |
A Shorty - Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
6 |
For Chocolate Lovers - For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
7 |
Cigar holder - The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to security ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
8 |
On the road again. - One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red spo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
9 |
Mother Knows Best - John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beau...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
10 |
Why David Killed Goliath - Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
11 |
Funny bubbles - Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
12 |
Worms. - Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
13 |
Jesus is watching You - A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice said "Huh?,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
665 |
0 |
14 |
The lazy hubby - A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
15 |
Snowmen & Snowwomen - Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
16 |
Really Corny - That was Zen, this is Tao....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
17 |
Laying off employees - Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely goo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
18 |
Smoking doesn\\\'t kill people... - All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
393 |
0 |
19 |
The Big Pencil - Question: What's the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
20 |
Crossing - Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
21 |
Forrest Gump goes to heaven... - Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
22 |
God and Adam - It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
23 |
Da Bears - Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
24 |
Another dress - Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
25 |
Nationalities - Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |