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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Quotes from stupid 03 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
437 |
0 |
2 |
Quotes from stupid 02 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "That race was all about competition...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
3 |
Quotes from stupid 01 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and linger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
4 |
Insult Collection #7 - I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
5 |
Stupid Insults 31/31 - Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
6 |
Stupid Insults 30/31 - Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
7 |
Stupid Insults 29/31 - The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. There she sit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
8 |
Stupid Insults 28/31 - Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messag...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
9 |
Stupid Insults 27/31 - Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
10 |
Stupid Insults 26/31 - Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
11 |
Stupid Insults 25/31 - Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one rig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
12 |
Stupid Insults 24/31 - Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
13 |
Stupid Insults 23/31 - One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
14 |
Stupid Insults 22/31 - Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
15 |
Stupid Insults 21/31 - Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
16 |
Stupid Insults 20/31 - Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
17 |
Stupid Insults 19/31 - Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
18 |
Stupid Insults 18/31 - In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
19 |
Stupid Insults 17/31 - If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
20 |
Stupid Insults 16/31 - His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is long...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
21 |
Stupid Insults 15/31 - His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
22 |
Stupid Insults 14/31 - Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
23 |
Stupid Insults 13/31 - He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
24 |
Stupid Insults 12/31 - Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
25 |
Stupid Insults 11/31 - Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors unde...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |