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Aviation jokes - Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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2 |
0 - A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplish...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
0 |
3 |
0 - At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate...Read the whole joke |
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716 |
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4 |
0 - It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back h...Read the whole joke |
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422 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Flight fifty
has a pretty rough time
above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the
intercom...Read the whole joke |
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360 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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362 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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929 |
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8 |
0 - From a Southwest Airlines employee....
"Welcome aboard Southwest
Flight XXX to YYY. To operate y...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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9 |
0 - According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
T...Read the whole joke |
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350 |
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10 |
0 - I have a friend who is a pilot on a
747.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me....Read the whole joke |
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322 |
0 |
11 |
0 - All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Du...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
12 |
0 - An airline captain was breaking in a very
pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flyi...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
0 |
13 |
0 - As a crowded airliner is about to
take
off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
14 |
0 - McNally was taking his first plane ride,
flying over the
Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed ...Read the whole joke |
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693 |
0 |
15 |
0 - As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
Arizona on a clear day,
the co-pilot was providing his ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a
modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. ...Read the whole joke |
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733 |
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17 |
0 - How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
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18 |
0 - After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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19 |
0 - A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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698 |
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20 |
0 - A young guy in a
two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a
nuisanc...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not ...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
0 |
22 |
0 - "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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23 |
0 - "Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the ne...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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24 |
0 - On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremel...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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25 |
0 - ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a...Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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