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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Love, Santa - Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
263 |
0 |
2 |
Poor Turkey! - When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
283 |
0 |
3 |
Homemade Bargain Gift - Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
269 |
0 |
4 |
Christmas at the Post Office - Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
765 |
0 |
5 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
259 |
0 |
6 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
289 |
0 |
7 |
The Miracle of Christmas - I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
331 |
0 |
8 |
Jews & Christmas - December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
302 |
0 |
9 |
Bad Santa - A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
299 |
0 |
10 |
Motherinlaw's Funeral - A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
350 |
0 |
11 |
Mohammed and Douglas Adams - Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
274 |
0 |
12 |
What's on your back? - A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
278 |
0 |
13 |
Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
859 |
2.5 |
14 |
irish ... light bulb joke - How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
552 |
0 |
15 |
a nerd, a nude, and a bike - A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3780 |
2.68701171875 |
16 |
Death becomes nerd - A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
659 |
0 |
17 |
10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble - 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
105 |
0 |
18 |
You Know You're Out Of College When... - 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
315 |
0 |
19 |
Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2545 |
1.5 |
20 |
You know you drink too much coffee when... - 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
299 |
0 |
21 |
How To Be Annoying (A Guide) - Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
302 |
0 |
22 |
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell - 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
380 |
0 |
23 |
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall - 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
108 |
0 |
24 |
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
404 |
0 |
25 |
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
712 |
0 |