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Solution to the Y2K problem - |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
257 |
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2 |
Computer lingo guide - |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
288 |
0 |
3 |
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer - |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
313 |
0 |
4 |
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer - |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
662 |
0 |
5 |
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs - |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
701 |
0 |
6 |
You have an Internet addiction when . . . - |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
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7 |
The Windows Rejection Song - |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
8 |
Help stories from Tech Support - |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
324 |
0 |
9 |
The programmer's cheer - |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
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I'm ignoring Y2K - |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
336 |
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Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner - |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
303 |
0 |
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There was life before the computer - |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
671 |
0 |
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A list of redneck computer terms - |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2556 |
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The technical geek test - |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
351 |
0 |
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A husband with a computer addiction - |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2679 |
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Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) - |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
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Computer history of the world - |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
341 |
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Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
341 |
0 |
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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer - |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
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Password selection rules - |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
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The Borg versus Microsoft - |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
341 |
0 |
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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry - |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
333 |
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Abbott calling Costello - |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2669 |
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas - |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
335 |
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25 |
Microsoft runs the I.R.S. - |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
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