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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why do bankers make great lovers? - Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
180 |
0 |
2 |
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
265 |
0 |
3 |
How do you get Visual Aids? - How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
250 |
0 |
4 |
Which of the following does not belong? - Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
217 |
0 |
5 |
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? - What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucke...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
202 |
0 |
6 |
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? - What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
192 |
0 |
7 |
What is a yankee? - What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
202 |
0 |
8 |
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70? - Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
189 |
0 |
9 |
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? - How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
246 |
0 |
10 |
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork... - Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
226 |
0 |
11 |
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate... - The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
266 |
0 |
12 |
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry... - At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
607 |
0 |
13 |
Kiss me...yeah! - "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
247 |
0 |
14 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show... - A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
550 |
0 |
15 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room... - A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
215 |
0 |
16 |
Know the difference - Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
179 |
0 |
17 |
A young girl had not been feeling well... - A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
457 |
0 |
18 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist... - What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
164 |
0 |
19 |
John pulled over the car by the side of the road... - John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
207 |
0 |
20 |
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting... - Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
265 |
2.5 |
21 |
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches... - My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
178 |
0 |
22 |
You can come out now - Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
204 |
0 |
23 |
Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
129 |
0 |
24 |
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? - Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
25 |
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? - Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
135 |
0 |