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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Reading the scripture - |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
307 |
0 |
2 |
Try to explain yourself - |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
3 |
Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
316 |
0 |
4 |
Rob the supermarket - |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
5 |
All the strange names - |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2811 |
0 |
6 |
Go to save my friend - |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
7 |
Why the big fight? - |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
229 |
0 |
8 |
Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
385 |
0 |
9 |
Outrageous lying - |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
300 |
0 |
10 |
F.B.I. phone logs - |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
302 |
0 |
11 |
Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
393 |
0 |
12 |
What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
317 |
0 |
13 |
Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
276 |
0 |
14 |
A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
22782 |
0 |
15 |
Red fire fighter - |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
671 |
0 |
16 |
Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
367 |
0 |
17 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter - |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
265 |
0 |
18 |
A practical joke involving jello - |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2642 |
0 |
19 |
Improving fry cooking time - |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
292 |
0 |
20 |
You should learn to be more polite - |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
288 |
0 |
21 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature - |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
280 |
0 |
22 |
The family of tomatoes - |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
288 |
0 |
23 |
Food one-liners - |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
284 |
0 |
24 |
You can now eat your own plate - |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
299 |
0 |
25 |
Purchasing mailing lists - |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
238 |
0 |