| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Criminal jokes
- A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
350 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy,
Having he...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary. All of the inmates were in
their cells and he w...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he
got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
prison today. One is
orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
688 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
346 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big Boss to
steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
334 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
648 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
348 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at
the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
370 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
night. "There's a
burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
353 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
600 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
263 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
230 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
590 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
256 |
0 |
